River Tam, Bender and Stephen Colbert.
interesting…kenny powers, bender, mike tyson
id make a fuckin flame thrower outta bender cuz other than that hes no use
River Tam, Superman, Nicki Minaj…Hm.
Well, I know I can count on Superman.
Dr Cal Lightman (Who is that), Harry Potter, Vin Diesel.
I have a chance with Harry Potter and Vin Diesel at least.
Who cares about anyone else. I have batman.
I’m gonna survive this.
Sheldon Cooper (Fuck)
Gordon Freeman (YES)
Kim Kardashian (What)
I’d start by shooting Kim and Sheldon in the head. YOU ARE USELESS IN THE APOCALYPSE LEARN A WEAPON
Dexter Morgan, Bender, and Will Smith.
We can work with that. I’d probably bond with Dexter and be like “haaaay can you teach me how to kill people who deserve it??” and then Will Smith would make his Will Smith noises and Bender probably has something cool in his body cavity.
Jack Bauer, Clint Eastwood, and Harry Potter. I’m staying alive.
House, Eminem, and Hulk
Nancy Botwin, Vin Diesel, and Darth Vader. We’re pretty much just chilling in the death star sniping some zombies during our free time.
